Sick Over a Dildo??!!

Geylang, being the red light district in Singapore has several sex toy shops which are pretty well stocked, compared to their pathetic excuse of counterparts in Penang.

Tai Mai, being the innocent unexposed virgin that she is needed some education. Anyway, I was pretty interested to see her reaction to those items. I didn't count on how hysterical she would get!

The first 2 shops I dragged her to were, well, common. You know, surly kid sitting behind the counter eye balling anyone who walks in, answering customer enquiries with an indifferent attitude.

The third shop we went to had considerably more customers. It's no wonder since the people of the shop actually comes right up to welcome customers who walk in and give personalized attention.

Tai Mai, just like in the last 2 shops we went to, was obviously uncomfortable and displayed it by keeping her head down, hugging herself and hiding behind me.

Jimmy, the guy who attended to us showed us some of the more commonly available items like the kinky G-strings and blow up dolls, all of which drew exclamations of "Eeeehhh" from Tai Mai and made me roll my eyes.

I asked Jimmy to show me the bullet vibrator. He demo to us by running it first on my wrist and then Tai Mai's arm which made her jump and squeak, much to his and my surprise.
The real show was when he brought out this huge dildo. 1/3 of it moved when it is turned on. That's when she freaked out.

I have never seen someone react like that to a dildo, not in this day and age. I know my nieces just laughed and giggled when a pop up ad came out on their father's computer, but that's another story.

Back to Tai Mai, she kept saying she felt sick, she needed to puke and finally she'll wait for me outside while I continue my foray into the world of sex toys inside.

"OK by me," I told her but reminded her that this is Geylang. If someone dragged her off while she is outside, I wouldn't be able to hear her or do anything about it from in here.
So she went to stand (more like cower) behind the door and turned her back when people enter the shop.

It's amazing how someone who was able to carry herself so well while networking just a few hours ago can act like such a mousy prude now.

Anyway, I managed to find some stuff for my 2 fav gal pals. Sure beats the usual key chains or T-shirts most tourists go for as souvenirs. Didn't get the vibrators because they cost a bomb. About SGD 100 and above for 1, if I remember correctly.

I really wanted to see the other attraction in Geylang which Em told us about - the girls in the aquarium thing, but unfortunately the bouncer at one of these clubs wouldn't let me in :-(

After the fiasco over the dildo, I didn't dare take Tai Mai to these places in case of another outburst.